Unauthorized users will be force-fed mom's spaghetti.
Maven? Adding totally unnecessary complexity to what should otherwise be a very simple task? No way!
Now that I can see how hot my server is, I want to see what the hell is causing it.
I got bored and decided I wanted to know how hot my server gets. Spoilers: I installed a bunch of shit and I still don't really know.
It's my new blag, so check it out or whatever.